I Think Since I Was Kid People

When People Show Me Pictures Of Their Kids, It's Okay. But When I Give Them A Picture Of Me, To Show To Their Kids, I'm Weird. What Kind Of One Way Street Is That?

As A Comic, I Think I'm Very Verbally Oriented About A Lot Of The Stuff That I've Written Or Thought Up And How I Say It.

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.

Nothing Wise Was Ever Printed Upon An Apron.