I Think Since I Was Kid People

A Lifevest Protects You From Drowning And A Bulletproof Vest Protects You From Getting Shot, And A Sweater Vest Protects You From Pretty Girls.

Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.

If You Drink Enough Beer, Everything Turns In To A Bed.

If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A Blindfold All The Time.

I'm A Body Builder, But I Don't Use Weights. I Use Snacks. It's Kind Of A Different Building Process.