A Jerk On A Motorcycle Is Equal

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

I Have A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Forward At Regular Speed

You Mock Those Who Blindly Follow The Majority...turn Your Attention Now To Those Who Are So Dedicated To Deviating From The Norm That They Would Gladly Cease Breathing If It Were Suggested To Them That Inhalation Was A Form Of Conformity; For They Deserve Just As Much Scrutiny And Ridicule.

Whenever I Throw Caution To The Wind I Make Sure I'm Facing The Right Way So That It Doesn't Blow Back And Hit Me In My Face.

My Plumbing Is All Screwed Up. Because It Turns Out, I Do Not Own A Garbage Disposal.