Every Group Needs A Comedian. A Comic

What You End Up With Is Outrageousness Without The Laugh - Comedy As Electro Shock Therapy.

Marijuana Will Be Legal Some Day, Because The Many Law Students Who Now Smoke Pot Will Someday Become Congressmen And Legalize It In Order To Protect Themselves.

There's Always A Down Side With Any Freedom. It's Not Just Homosexual Freedom, But Any Sexual Freedom Comes At A Price, And That Is Usually Art.

The Crooks Downtown Figured Out That Comedy Is Like A Hammer. It Can Put Up A Barn And It Can Knock Down A Wall. So They Bought It Outright And Marketed It As Comedy Central.

I Know What "custody" [of The Children] Means. "get Even." That's All Custody Means. Get Even With Your Old Lady.