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Guys Are Like Dogs. They Keep Comin' Back. Ladies Are Like Cats. Yell At A Cat One Time, They're Gone.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It... Try To Fake Three Laughs In An Hour - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha - They'll Take You Away, Man. You Can't.

There Is Only What Is And That's It. What Should Be Is A Dirty Lie.

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair.

Sex And Obscenity Are Not Synonymous.