If I Had My Life To Live

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.