Come On, Man, I Got A Full

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.

To Be Honest, I Tend To Romanticize The Past, And Though I Appreciate All The Conveniences Of Modern Life, Sometimes I Yearn For Simpler Times.

Oh, What's This In My Shoe? Red Carpet Insole. Everywhere I Go, I'm Walking On Red Carpet.

Once You Become A Comedian, You Accept That People Are Just Going To Yell Stuff At You.

You Should Really Treat Stand-up Like You Would A Play. It's A One-man Play.