Oh, What's This In My Shoe? Red

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.

I've Never Done Online Dating.

To Be Honest, I Tend To Romanticize The Past, And Though I Appreciate All The Conveniences Of Modern Life, Sometimes I Yearn For Simpler Times.

Stand-up Comedy Is A Raunchy Profession.

So Many Gay Jokes Tonight About (james) Franco. Apparently If You're Clean, Well Dressed And Mildly Cultured, You're Super Gay Now. Is That Why The Rest Of You Guys Are So Aggressively Fat And Dirty? You Think If You Read One Book And Take A Shower, Dicks Are Going To Just Fly Into Your Face.