Oh, What's This In My Shoe? Red

Oh, Am I Wearing An Ascot? I Didn't Notice.

Aren't You Scared Your Kid's Getting Kidnapped...right Now?

I Think Absurdist Humor Is Funny.

I Guess After College, I Just Got Really Into Food. I Also Think Going On The Road Doing Stand-up Makes You More Into Food. Because When You Travel Like That, One Of The Things To Do Is Find Really Good Places To Eat.

Do You Realize How Much Better The World Would Be If We All Just Treated Each Other The Same Way Black Dudes Treat Magicians?