Oh, What's This In My Shoe? Red

Why Would Anyone Get Married And Have Babies? That's The Dumbest Idea I've Ever Heard In My Life. Or The Scariest Thing I've Ever Heard In My Life.

What If I Couldn't Read? I Wouldn't Be Able To Text My Friends Movie Times Or Even Order Cheese Biscuits From Red Lobster!

I'm Kind Of Obsessed With Food. I Like To Eat.

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.

Whats The Worst That Could Happen?! The Worst That Could Happen Is He Could Cut Off Your Legs And Use Them To Make Stilts That Look Like Legs!