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The Hardest Part About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents You're Gay.

It's The Hardest Thing To Come Up With An Hour Of Material That Can Consistently Keep People Laughing.

I Have An Amazing Metabolism. I'm Sure That'll Be Gone One Day. But I Like To Exercise, Too, So I Don't Think I'll Ever Get Really Fat.

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I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.