I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I

I Like The Brand Band Of Outsiders. Their Suits Are Cut Really Slim, For Smaller Framed Gentlemen.

Comedians Don't Have Hits. You Have To Have A Whole Brand-new Hour. You Have No Hits To Rely On.

A Lot Of People My Age Think Stand Up Sucks.

Oh, Am I Wearing An Ascot? I Didn't Notice.

I Write Characters That Are Based On Elements Of People I Know And Experiences I've Really Had.