Most Rich People Are The Poorest People

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.