Most Rich People Are The Poorest People

[on The British Museum:] It Was Manifestly Impossible To Read All The Books In That Huge, Gloomy Structure, But I Made A Good Try And Accumulated A Fund Of Useless Information Guaranteed To Cast A Pall Over Any Dinner Table.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.