Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep

Fashion: A Barricade Behind Which Men Hide Their Nothingness.

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.

Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money Is Transferred From The Pockets Of The Proletariat To That Of Lawyers.

I Haven't Heard Of Anybody Who Wants To Stop Living On Account Of The Cost.

Of All The Home Remedies, A Good Wife Is Best.