Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep

It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor, But It Might As Well Be.

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

The Longer It Takes You To Select A Cantaloupe, The Worse It Is!

Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To Borrow Your Neighbor's Newspaper.