Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

I Took My Grandmother To The Emergency Room. The Doctor Said That She Was On An Artificial Life Support System, And That Although Her Brain Was Dead Her Heart Was Still Beating. I Though, "we've Never Had A Democrat In The Family Before".

They Call Me Good Time Emo. Because I Love A Good Time! And My Name Is Emo.

Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.

I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend.