Choose A Checked Or Striped Wall Paper.

Women Want Men, Careers, Money, Children, Friends, Luxury, Comfort, Independence, Freedom, Respect, Love, And A Three-dollar Pantyhose That Won't Run.

I Was In A Beauty Contest Once. I Not Only Came In Last, I Was Hit In The Mouth By Miss Congeniality.

A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last Night Again—nothing.

The Only Time I Ever Enjoyed Ironing Was The Day I Accidentally Got Gin In The Steam Iron.

My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage And Career Don't Mix. That's Why He's Never Worked.