A Smile Is A Curve That Sets

This Man I Was Going With Asked Me For My Finger Measurements. I Thought He Was Going To Buy Me A Ring For Christmas, But He Gave Me A Bowling Ball.

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

I Was In A Beauty Contest Once. I Not Only Came In Last, I Was Hit In The Mouth By Miss Congeniality.