A Smile Is A Curve That Sets

The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because 11 Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.

How Do You Know They're Growing Up? Well, The Bite Marks Are Higher.

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.