A Smile Is A Curve That Sets

What I Don't Like About Office Christmas Parties Is Looking For A Job The Next Day.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.

I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said To One, What Do You Have In Lingerie? She Says, More Than You'll Ever Have!

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.