A Smile Is A Curve That Sets

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.

For Fang, Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning Is A Career Move.

My Mother Hated Me. Once She Took Me To An Orphanage And Told Me To Mingle