A Smile Is A Curve That Sets

Do I Believe In Witchcraft? I'm The Result Of It.

This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can Go To A Tennis Match And Never Move Her Head.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because 11 Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

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