Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence.

Wrestlers In The U.s.a. Are Very Aggressive. All They Want To Do Is Attack, But They'll Make Mistakes.

Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough

Hey, I Drank Milk That Was A Day Past Its Expiration Date. Now That Is Extreme!

I Wasn't Surprised At All. In Fact, I Thought, Why Stop There? Why Not Add The Big Show, Or Chris Jericho, Or The Whole State Of Nebraska For That Matter? And Don't You Think A Wrestling Ring Is A Little Old School, Lilian? Why Not Put The Match In A Shark Tank, With Real Live Sharks? Hungry Sharks! And The Only Way To Beat Your Opponent Is To Stuff Him Down A Shark's Throat, And Pin The Shark. Wouldn't That Be A Hoot?

I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin' Twelve Year Old.