By The Time I Am Howard's Age

Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem To Incur Some Kind Of Fine.

Historically, A Successful Life In Comedy Is A Dream That's As Equally Pondered And Unpursued As Being An Astronaut.

It's Good To Be Alive.

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.

I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.