By The Time I Am Howard's Age

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

The Regular Guy Still Relates To Him And Howard Is A $500 Million Guy Now Who Dates A Model And Drives About In A Limo All Day. But Howard Still Knows How To Make A Plumber Laugh And Those Guys Still Have Him On In The Morning, Because He Is A Real Talent.

I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.