By The Time I Am Howard's Age

Hugs Are Great, But - Better Than Drugs? Come On. Let Me Put It To You This Way: I Never Drove To Harlem At 4 A.m. To Get Somebody To Hug Me.

And Now It Looks Like I'm Probably Going To Shoot A Movie That I Wrote. I Got The Money To Do It, And I Would Star And All, Because Of Being On Howard.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.

Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem To Incur Some Kind Of Fine.

I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If I Go To Ten Yankee Games This Year Without Drinking I'll Save $32,000.