I Wish I Was This Dark Genius

I Was Always A Thin Kid; I Was An Athlete.

Well I Have A Drug History And A Public Drinking Problem And I Am Not The Healthiest Guy. So They Just Ran That I Died Of A Drug Overdose.

I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.

I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If I Go To Ten Yankee Games This Year Without Drinking I'll Save $32,000.

Howard's Unbelievably Nutty, Politically Incorrect Style Is Probably The Single Biggest Influence On Me.