But I'm A Great Father. That's Why

Rap's The Occupation, But One Day Watch I'll Be Pimp Of The Nation.

Beyonce, To Me, Doesn't Have A F--king 'purple Rain', But She's The Biggest Thing On Earth. How Can You Be That Big Without At Least One 'sweet Home Alabama' Or 'old Time Rock & Roll'? People Are Like, 'beyonce's Hot. Got A Nice F--king Ass.' I'm Like, 'cool, I Like Skinny White Chicks With Big T--s.' Doesn't Really F--king Do Much For Me.

The Program Director At A Radio Station, By The Way, Is Not The Superstar. If He Was A Superstar, He'd Be Out Creating Songs, But He's Not. But He Wants To Act Like He Has Control And Power.

I Just Don't Like Being Told What To Do.

I Have A Couple Of Guys To Do My Laundry. Just Because I'm Lazy And Rich.