I Am Happy To Make Money. I

I Hold The Key To My Own Success! (you Do Too!)

I Don't Write Songs Thinking About Formats, Where Is It Going To Get Played, Who Am I Gonna Please, What's The Outlet For It.

My Good Friends Call Me Bobby.

Getting Married Is The Most Fun You Can Have In Life. Being Married Sucks

You Know How Much Money The Oil Companies Have? If You Need Some Gas, Just Go Fill Your Tank Off And Drive Off - They're Not Going To Miss It.