I Care Less If I Can't Be

The Best Formula For Revenge Is Success.

I Always Say Getting Married Was A Ball. I Had A Blast Getting Married. Loved It So Much I Got Married Six Or Seven Times Or Whatever It Was.

If People Had Good Albums, They'd Be Buying Albums. But People Are Buying Singles Because They Only Have Good Songs.

I Know Every Skynyrd And About All Johnny Cash Songs.

Make No Mistake: Bob Ritchie's Up Early In The Morning Taking Pictures Of His Son On The First Day Of His Senior Year. Kid Rock Is Passed Out In A Hotel Room Somewhere With Four Scantily-clad Women.