I Care Less If I Can't Be

I've Paid For More Pianos In Hotel Lobbies Than You Can Imagine.

I Have Been To Anger Management Twice. After The First Session The Lady Was Like, 'baby, You Don't Seem That Angry At All. You Seem Like A Really Nice Guy.'

I'm Not A Greedy Man; There Really Is Nothing I Couldn't Live Without. But If There Was A Fire, And I Saved My Child And My Pets, I'd Be Happy.

As Soon As Somebody Comes Out For A Politician, Especially In Hollywood, When They All Go, 'i'm Voting For This Guy!' – I Go, 'that's Not Who I'm Voting For!'

There's So Many Examples Of Just How Lucky We Are To Be Born Anywhere In This World That Is Free.