We Would Have Broken Up Except For

Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or Bad, Before Auteurs, Film Festivals, And Guys From Usc Who Were The First To Shoot Underwater?

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

If You Were The Only Person Left On The Planet, I Would Have To Attack You. That's My Job.

Obama Said He Went To Libya Because Of His Conscience. Did Anyone Ever Wrestle With His Conscience And Lose?