A Conservative Doesn't Want Anything To Happen

If Someone Were To Ask Me For A Short Cut To Sensuality, I Would Suggest He Go Shopping For A Used 427 Shelby-cobra. But It Is Only Fair To Warn You That Of The 300 Guys Who Switched To Them In 1966, Only Two Went Back To Women.

I Found People Looked Better When They Laughed

Obama Is Running Again For Spite.

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.