Where The Guests At A Gathering Are

Every Man Is A Reformer Until Reform Tramps On His Toes.

Good Manners Do More For A Man That Good Looks.

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.

There Is Only One Thing People Like That Is Good For Them; A Good Night's Sleep.

I Declare My Belief That It Is Not Your Duty To Do Anything That Is Not To Your Own Interest. Whenever It Is Unquestionably Your Duty To Do A Thing, Then It Will Benefit You To Perform That Duty.