When A Man Has No Reason To

No Man Would Listen To You Talk If He Didn't Know It Was His Turn Next.

I Try To Have No Plans The Failure Of Which Would Greatly Annoy Me. Half The Unhappiness In The World Is Due To The Failure Of Plans Which Were Never Reasonable, And Often Impossible.

The Greatest Humiliation In Life, Is To Work Hard On Something From Which You Expect Great Appreciation, And Then Fail To Get It.

The Only Way To Amuse Some People Is To Slip And Fall On An Icy Pavement.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.