Most People Eat As If They Were

A Women Could Never Be President. A Condidate Must Be Over 35, And Where Are You Going To Find A Woman Who Will Admit She's Over 35?

We Love The Lord, Of Course, But We Often Wonder What He Finds In Us.

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

When A Man Tells You What People Are Saying About You, Tell Him What People Are Saying About Him; That Will Immediately Take His Mind Off Your Troubles.

The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.