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If A Woman Doesn't Chase A Man A Little, She Doesn't Love Him.

Most People Have Seen Worse Things In Private Than They Pretend To Be Shocked At In Public.

When A Man Once Gets A Start Holding Office, It Is Nearly Always Necessary To Finally Choke Him Off.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

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