Between The Pope And Air Conditioning, I'd

The Only Love That Lasts Is Unrequited Love.

I've Always Believed That Thoughtful People Don't Really Take The Tabloids Seriously. They're Basically A Form Of Entertainment. I Enjoy Them As Much As The Next New Yorker.

There Are Three Things Jewish People Worship-god, Chinese Food And Wall-to-wall Carpeting.

I See No Advantages In Aging Whatsoever. You Become Shriveled. You Become Decrepit. You Lose Your Faculties. Your Peer Group Passes Away. You Sit In A Room Gumming Your Porridge. I Don't See Any Advantage In This Whatsoever.

If My Soul Exists Without My Body I Am Convinced All My Clothes Will Be Loose-fitting