In California, They Don't Throw Their Garbage

Honey! Bring Down A Copy Of My Will - And An Eraser!

Don't Knock Masturbation. It's Sex With Someone I Love.

I Don't Want To Achieve Immortality Through My Work. I Want To Achieve It Through Not Dying.

Why Are Our Days Numbered And Not, Say, Lettered?

Life Is Horrible, But It Is Not Relentlessly Black From Wire To Wire. You Can Sit Down And Hear A Mozart Symphony, Or You Can Watch The Marx Brothers, And This Will Give You A Pleasant Escape For A While. And That Is About The Best That You Can Do.