Confidence Is What You Have Before You

Existence For Eternity Could Get A Little Boring... Especially Towards The End.

Just Don't Take Any Class Where You Have To Read Beowulf.

I've Always Been Interested In Being In Other People's Movies. I Never Get Any Offers.

[an Audience Conditioned By A Lifetime Of Television-watching Is So Corrupted That] Their Standards Have Been Systematically Lowered Over The Years. These Guys Sit In Front Of Their Sets And The Gamma Rays Eat The White Cells Of Their Brains Out!

A Deranged Person Is Supposed To Have The Strength Of Ten Men. I Have The Strength Of One Small Boy... With Polio.