Before You Get Married You Should Meet

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants His Past Forgotten And His Present Remembered.

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol For The Men Who Don't Give A Damn.