It Is Better To Watch Things Then

I'm Not A Bad Guy! I Work Hard, And I Love My Kids. So Why Should I Spend Half My Sunday Hearing About How I'm Going To Hell?

Go Ahead And Play The Blues If It'll Make You Happy.

How I Imagined Myself Being 50 Is Not How I Am Feeling Now. You Think You'll Be Different, But I Still Feel Like I Am About 12 Years Old - Mentally, Not Physically.

If The Bible Has Taught Us Nothing Else, And It Hasn't, It's That Girls Should Stick To Girls Sports, Such As Hot Oil Wrestling, Foxy Boxing, And Such And Such.

If I Were Actually Homer Simpson, I'd Be Getting Scripts Out The Wazoo.