Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. I Have Photos Of My Folks Leaving The Hospital With Sacks Over Their Heads... I Asked My Mother How To Turn Off The Electric Fan. She Said 'grab The Blade!

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.

My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good Brisk Sit.

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.