Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of

I Have So Many Liver Spots, I Ought To Come With A Side Of Onions.

This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can Go To A Tennis Match And Never Move Her Head.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.