Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.

I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.