Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of

My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good Brisk Sit.

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last Night Again—nothing.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.