You Know You're Old When Your Walker

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.