What's An Archive, Son? Is That Anything

Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya? The Flies Haven't Been Out All Day.

Health Nuts Are Going To Feel Stupid Someday, Lying In Hospitals Dying Of Nothing.

Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clear To The Bone.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

I Ain't From Africa. I'm From St. Louis.