Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay

As Long As We Are Lucky We Attribute It To Our Smartness; Our Bad Luck We Give The Gods Credit For.

If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever You Go, Listen To The Grievances Of Others But Never Relate Your Own.

Morally Considered, Laughter Is Next To The Ten Commandments.

The Secret Of Forgiving Everything Is To Understand Nothing.

Fortune Is Like A Coquette; If You Don't Run After Her, She Will Run After You.