Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay

Most Men Would Rather Be Charged With Malice Than With Making A Blunder.

A Wise Man Never Enjoys Himself So Much, Or A Fool So Little, As When He Is Alone.

The Devil Is The Father Of Lies, But He Neglected To Patent The Idea, And The Business Now Suffers From Competition.

Silence Never Makes Any Blunders.

If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever You Go, Listen To The Grievances Of Others But Never Relate Your Own.