If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever

As In A Game Ov Cards, So In The Game Ov Life, We Must Play What Is Dealt Tew Us, And The Glory Consists, Not So Mutch In Winning, As In Playing A Poor Hand Well.

Wisdom Has Never Made A Bigot, But Learning Has.

Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To Have, Especially For A Woman Who Ain't Handsome.

It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man To Fall, But To Lie There And Grunt Is.

Advice Is Like Kissing: It Costs Nothing And Is A Pleasant Thing To Do.