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Poverty Is One Of Them Kind Of Misfortunes That We All Of Us Dread But None Of Us Pity.

Sekts And Creeds Ov Religion, Are Like Pocket Compesses, Good Enuff Tu Pinte Out The Direction, But The Nearer The Pole Yu Git Thewuss Tha Wurk.

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.

A Learned Fool Is One Who Has Read Everything And Simply Remembered It.

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.