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Plenty Of Folks Are So Contrary That If They Should Fall Into The River, They Would Insist Upon Floating Upstream.

The Thinner The Ice, The More Anxious Is Everyone To See Whether It Will Bear.

Fashion Makes Fools Of Some, Sinners Of Others, And Slaves Of All.

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The Man Who Gets Bit Twice By The Same Dog Is Better Adapted For That Kind Of Business Than Any Other.