The Secret Of Forgiving Everything Is To

Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men Drop Pennies, And Get Dollars In Return.

Laughter Is The Fireworks Of The Soul.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.

Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog, But It Won't Buy The Wag Of His Tail.

One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.