Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's

Being Young Is Beautiful, But Being Old Is Comfortable.

Politics Pretty Quiet Over The Week-end. Democrats Are Attacking And The Republicans Are Defending. All The Democrats Have To Do Is Promise "what They Would Do If They Got In." But The Republicans Have To Promise "what They Would Do" And Then Explain Why They Haven't Already "done It".

Broad-minded Is Just Another Way Of Saying A Fellow Is Too Lazy To Form An Opinion.

I Never Expected To See The Day When Girls Would Get Sunburned In The Places They Now Do.

Civilization Has Taught Us To Eat With A Fork, But Even Now If Nobody Is Around We Use Our Fingers.