Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's

A Woman Can Make A Man Feel Older Or Younger Than His Years If She So Chooses. Being A Woman Is A Terribly Difficult Task Since It Consists Principally In Dealing With Men. Women Were Made With A Sense Of Humor So They Could Love Men Instead Of Laughing At Them.

Asking Europe To Disarm Is Like Asking A Man In Chicago To Give Up His Life Insurance.

You Politicians Have Got To Look Further Ahead; You Always Got A Putter In Your Hands, When You Ought To Have A Driver.

Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying 'nice Doggie' Until You Can Find A Rock.

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.