Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's

A Stranger Is Just A Friend I Haven't Met Yet.

People That Pay For Things Never Complain. It's The Guy You Give Something To That You Can't Please.

Golf Is A Wonderful Exercise. You Can Stand On Your Feet For Hours, Watching Somebody Else Putt.

The Theater Is A Great Equalizer: It Is The Only Place Where The Poor Can Look Down On The Rich.

And, When The Votes Are Counted, Let Everybody, Including The Candidates, Get Into A Good Humor As Quick As They Got Into A Bad One.