A Comedian Can Only Last Till He

There Is Only One Redeeming Thing About This Whole Election. It Will Be Over At Sundown, And Let Everybody Pray That It's Not A Tie, For We Couldn't Go Through With This Thing Again.

People Learn More From Observation That They Do From Conversation.

Everyone Is A Self-made Man. Only The Successful Admit It.

Any Person That Don't Read At Least One Well-written Country Newspaper Is Not Truly Informed.

People That Pay For Things Never Complain. It's The Guy You Give Something To That You Can't Please.