The Nation Is Prosperous On The Whole,

A Woman Can Make A Man Feel Older Or Younger Than His Years If She So Chooses. Being A Woman Is A Terribly Difficult Task Since It Consists Principally In Dealing With Men. Women Were Made With A Sense Of Humor So They Could Love Men Instead Of Laughing At Them.

One Wants Recovery To Start From The Bottom, And The Other Wants It To Start From The Top. I Don't Know Which Is Right. I've Never Heard Of Anybody Suggesting That They Might Start It In The Middle, So I Hereby Make That Suggestion. To Start Recovery Halfway Between The Two, Because It's The Middle Class That Does Everything Anyhow. But I Don't Know Anything About It.

Buy Land. They Ain't Making Any More Of The Stuff.

We Are The First Nation In The History Of The World To Go To The Poorhouse In An Automobile.

If Your Time Is Worth Anything, Travel By Air. If Not, You Might Just As Well Walk.