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If You Eliminate The Names Of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson And Wilson, Both Conventions Would Get Out Three Days Earlier.

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.

We Are Here For Just A Spell, So Get A Few Laughs.

You Should Never Try And Teach A Pig To Read For Two Reasons. First, It's Impossible; And Secondly, It Annoys The Hell Out Of The Pig!.

The Farmer Has To Be An Optimist Or He Wouldn't Still Be A Farmer.