Australia Is An Outdoor Country. People Only

Most Of My Contemporaries At School Entered The World Of Business, The Logical Destiny Of Bores.

The Whole Point Of Art, Aside From The Aesthetic Pleasure It Yields, Is That It Provides A Bridge To The Past; That Seductive Land Where We All Find Certainty And Consolation. Nothing Quite Spans This Gulf With Such Immediacy As The Art Of Popular Song.

New Zealand Is A Country Of Thirty Thousand Million Sheep, Three Million Of Whom Think They Are Human.

If You Have To Explain Satire To Someone, You Might As Well Give Up.

The Truth Is Deafening, No Matter How Softly It Is Spoken.