Australia Is An Outdoor Country. People Only

Never Be Afraid To Laugh At Yourself, After All, You Could Be Missing Out On The Joke Of The Century.

Everyone Had A Japanese Maple, Although After Pearl Harbor Most Of These Were Patriotically Poisoned, Ringbarked And Extirpated.

I Drift Along, Thinking About The Past A Great Deal. The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful, And The Best Place To Live. I End Up There Quite Often, You Know; It's Very Comfortable And Dependable.

Friendship Is Tested In The Thick Years Of Success Rather Than In The Thin Years Of Struggle.

I Have Outlived Most Of My More Athletic Contemporaries Who Jogged, Golfed And Squashed Themselves Into Coronary Occlusion.