Aunt Marion Was Right... Never Marry A

There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And A Bumper Sticker.

I Think Anybody Who Is Writing Finds He Puts A Little Bit Of Himself In All Of The Characters, At Least In This Kind Of A Strip. It's The Only Way That You Can Survive When You Have To Do Something Every Day. You Have To Put Yourself, All Of Your Thoughts, All Of Your Observations And Everything You Know Into The Strip.

Years Are Like Candy Bars... We're Paying More, But They're Getting Shorter.

Here I Am Flying High Over Enemy Lines In My Sopwith Camel Searching For The Red Baron. Who's That Behind Me? It's The Red Baron! He Has Me In His Sights! Give My Regards To Broadway.

I Think I'll Go Over And Introduce Myself To That Little Red-haired Girl. I Think I'll Introduce Myself, And Then Ask Her To Come Over And Sit Next To Me. I Think I'll Ask Her To Sit Next To Me Here, And Then I Think I'll Tell Her How Much I've Always Admired Her... I Think I'll Flap My Arms, And Fly To The Moon.