Love Is Sharing Your Popcorn.

That's The Secret To Life... Replace One Worry With Another.

Snoopy: So This Is The Last Day Of The Year. Another Complete Year Gone By And What Have I Accomplished This Year That I Haven't Accomplished Every Other Year? Nothing! (he Smiles.) How Consistent Can You Get?

Happiness Is A Sad Song.

Happiness Is Waking Up, Looking At The Clock And Finding That You Still Have Two Hours Left To Sleep.

What's This? That Little Red-haired Girl Dropped Her Pencil... Gee... It's Got Teeth Marks All Over It... She Nibbles Her Pencil... She's Human!