Love Is Sharing Your Popcorn.

If I Stand Here, I Can See The Little Red Haired Girl When She Comes Out Of Her House... Of Course, If She Sees Me Peeking Around This Tree, She'll Think I'm The Dumbest Person In The World... But If I Don't Peek Around The Tree, I'll Never See Her... Which Means I Probably Am The Dumbest Person In The World... Which Explains Why I'm Standing In A Batch Of Poison Oak.

Nothing Takes The Taste Out Of Peanut Butter Quite Like Unrequited Love.

The Rain Washed Away My Pitcher's Mound... I'm A Pitcher Without A Mound... I'm A Lost Soul... I'm Like A Politician Out Of Office." "or A Sailor Without An Ocean..." "or A Boy Without A Girl.

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, But It Sure Makes The Rest Of You Lonely.

It Is Difficult To Talk About What I Do, Because I Do It So I Don't Have To Talk About It.