At My Lemonade Stand I Used To

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'

I Love My Family. I Came Home The Other Days. My Brother's Passed-out On The Couch, Holding An Empty Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. So I Called The Paramedics, And They Pumped His Stomach, And I Think He's Learned His Lesson: You Know, Never To Take My Last Two Sleeping Pills.

I Like To Play Chess With Bald Men In The Park Although It's Hard To Find 32 Of Them.

Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There Is No Tomorrow.

Women: You Can't Live With Them, And You Can't Get Them To Dress Up In A Skimpy Little Nazi Costume And Beat You With A Warm Squash Or Something.