People Come Up To Me And Say,

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

When Deciding Between Two Competing Theories, Always Go With The One That Doesn't Involve A Magic Spell.

I Read That Nine Out Of 10 Women Fantasize About Having An Unknown Man Leap Through Their Bedroom Window At Night And Make Mad, Passionate Love To Them. Who Would Think With Those Odds, I Would Now Be Facing 150 Hours Of Community Service.