England Is Better Only Because I Stand

I Find You Can Often Find Humor Just By Turning Something Upside-down. Like A... Small Child.

My Girlfriend Told Me That She Was Seeing Another Man. I Told Her To Rub Her Eyes.

I Pray A Simple Prayer Every Morning. It's An Ecumenical Prayer. Whether You're Catholic Or Jewish Or Muslim Or Hindu, I Think It Speaks To The Heart Of Every Faith. It Goes “lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.”

Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There Is No Tomorrow.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?