When I Was 10, I Beat Up

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.

Because We Allow Handguns. When You Know Someone In The Crowd Might Be Packing A Rod, It Can't Help But Rush Your Timing.

Even The Worst Comic Is At Least Somewhat Entertaining, If Only In A Pathological Way, For Five Minutes.

It's Amazing Where A Joke Might Come From. I Find A Lot Of Humour Just By Metaphorically Turning Things Upside Down Or Literally Like My Wife's Cat.

When I Went To College, My Parents Threw A Going Away Party For Me, According To The Letter.