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When I Was 10, I Beat Up The School Bully. His Arms Were In Casts. That's What Gave Me The Courage.
-Emo Philips
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When I Was 10, I Beat Up
Emo Philips
When I Was 10, I Beat Up The School Bully. His Arms Were In Casts. That's What Gave Me The Courage.
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