You Know What I Hate The Most?

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

When I Was A Kid, My Nickname Was Mr. Baseball. Because Of The Stitches.

My Sister Just Had A Baby. We Can Have Company Over. She'll Be In Front Of Everyone With Her Um... Breast... Out Feeding It. You Know... Cereal Or Whatever.

My Classmates Would Copulate With Anything That Moved, But I Never Saw Any Reason To Limit Myself.

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.