As Long As You're A Tax Deduction,

Shows Should Just Be Able To Be Shows Without Hyphenating Their Lead Characters.

At The Factory, I Deal With Ex-cons, Substance Abusers, And Sexual Harassers. And I'm Not Just Talking About My Mom.

The Jewelry Stores Say, 'tell Your Wife You Love Her With A Diamond,' While Wives Tell You They Love You With, 'ok, But Just Because It's Valentine's Day.'

If You Make Waffles, Throw Out The First One.

David Letterman Is The Best Late-night Talk Show Host Right Now, Hands Down, And Has Been Since He First Took The Desk.