As Long As You're A Tax Deduction,

Presents? We Already Bought You A Lot Of Things. Member When We Were At The Market And I Bought You Gum? You'member.

It Was June 4, 1979, The First Time I Went On Stage. I Didn't Know I Could Do It But I Knew I Couldn't Not Do It. I Quit Everything In My Life And This Was The One Thing I Couldn't Quit.

I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think That's What's Holding Up His Pants.

I Actually Graze At Several Of The Homes While Im Playing. There A Lot Of Food Going On. I Drink And Eat And Use The Restrooms In A Lot Of The Houses. What Better Way To Really Get Closer To The Fans Than To Steal Their Soap From The Restrooms As They Allow You To Enter Their Homes?

I Didn't Come From A Background Where I Saw A Lot Of Loving Couples. All My Aunts And Uncles Were Either Split Up Or Fighting All The Time. The Only Healthy Relationships I Saw Were On Tv.