As Long As You're A Tax Deduction,

Barack Obama May Be Black, But John Mccain Is The First Albino Presidential Candidate: He's Completely See-through!

You Know How Mexican Restaurants Always Have "border" In The Name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You Wouldn't Do That To Black People: Kunta's Kitchen Or Shackles. They Don't Do It To White People. You Don't See The Honkey Grill, The Cracker Barrel... Oh, Nevermind.

This Is L.a. You Wanna Learn Spanish? Take The Bus.

I Never Realized I Could Love People As Much As I Do Now.

As Long As You're A Tax Deduction, You'll Always Be Safe In My House.