As Long As You're A Tax Deduction,

Whoever Is My Relative, I Will Not Be Nice To Them.

I Want To Tell You About A Woman I Have Been Married To For Ten Years, My Wife, Ann, Who Speaking Truthfully, Saved Me From Myself. Who Saved Me From Destroying Myself Because Of My Background. Who Saved Me From Wasting My Life, Drinking My Life Away, Never Fulfilling My Dreams Because Of What I Had Come From, And Truly Believing And Loving - Truly The First Person To Ever Truthfully, Unconditionally Love Me.

I Didn't Want To Be Nobody, And That Was The Only Way I Could Be Somebody Was To Do Stand-up.

You Know, You Walk Through This Hotel, You're Not Going To See All White People; You're Not Going To See All Black People; You're Going To See What The World Looks Like. I Promised Myself That If I Ever Got An Opportunity Where I Would Be Able To Make A Difference And Have A Say, That I Would Want To Deliver [that] Message [of Inclusivity].

Max: What's A Period? George: It's A Bullet We Dodge, Go Get Ready.